Codex known as Dioscorides Neapolitano, containing work of Pedanius Diascorides, Greek physician of 1st Century AD
Dear Mr. Wood,
The purpose of this absence note
Is to describe a yukky throat:
"Red and blotchety,
Owner crotchety"
The cause, methinks, beyond all doubt,
Was too much shrieking and running about,
Or chatting, when lessons should have been learned,
Whilst the master's back was turned.
But, thanks to "Beechams" whilst not condemning.
The talents of Alexander Fleming,
A cure is currently being effected
And the patient himself subjected,
To a course of antibiotics,
To curb the result of his idiotics,
And since the tablets worked a treat,
The patient's now back on his feet.
So, in conclusion to this letter,
I'm pleased to say that Smart is better.
Kind regards,
Maggie Smart
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